Sunday, October 31, 2010

Mid-Pubescent Crisis

     Tomorrow will be the start of the month of November. To writers who have major problems with finishing novels, like me, it is also known as NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). Basically, I have to reach 50, 000 words by the end of November. Which means, I'll have to write about... 1700 words a DAY. HOLY...
     The worst part? I don't even know what to write about! I originally wanted to write a story called "The Lonely Hearts Club" which would have been really cool. But now, I'm chickening out! You know what I need? I need Homer Simpson to come up to me and give me that chicken speech he gave Bart during the movie. You know. The one that goes:
     "I hereby declare you chicken for life! Every morning, you'll wake up to 'Good morning, CHICKEN!' At your wedding, I'll sing, 'BOK BOK B-BOK...'" And, well, you get the idea.
     UGH! I was so excited about it months ago, but now! It's NOT funny.
     I'm gonna' die...

1 comments:

Eddie Garcia said...

You are going to be just fine with your novel. You must first replace the negative thoughts with positive ones. This will allow you to focus on the task at hand. If you want to write "The Lonely Hearts Club," then just do it. No one can stop you except yourself. I like to think of the little locomotive that was trying to climb the steep hill, he said, "I know I can, I know I can." This is the same attitude you have to develop to become the writer you know you are. Hope this helped and much success my friend!

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