Mushroom Killer

     NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

     I. Killed. THE MUSHROOM!

     Let me explain that this was an accident, because I would never wish a horrible water-related death on any living thing. Here's what happened:

     I went back into the bathroom, naturally to see that the mushroom grew. But I saw that it was shaking and that its top was folded. I thought it was dried up or something and just needed some water. So I tried to pour some and, well... I am not very good at aiming...

     So I accidentally poured too much on the wrong place (*ahem* right on top of the mushroom). NO! It toppled over... Yes, the top fell off, then the stem fell down and the roots are... well, just roots. Actually, since mushrooms are fungi they don't exactly have roots... But you get what I mean.

     Gosh, I feel so horrible!!! Let's hope that all those spores grow into mushrooms... 

Mushroom Madness

     The weirdest thing happened to me today. I wake up early in the morning to exercise, and I really needed to go to the bathroom. I come in and I see this thing standing on the blue mat on the floor. With sleep still in my eyes, I couldn't tell what it was. Then I realized:

    

It was a mushroom.

     Can you believe it? A creepy, brown mushroom popped up overnight. And that's not the end of it. I saw more spores on more blank spots on the mat, and it's a relatively big mat. You know what that means? It means:

More mushrooms are coming.

     It's so... weird! I understand how it happened, though. We seriously need a shower curtain... I can't believe we're going to have our own mushroom farm... in our bathroom!